PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)
WDTB? Hipsters in the NW. People who think they are hipsters. People with no money. Old drunks at 2 in the afternoon.
Why should you drink this beer? You have no money. There is a salubrious hipster nearby that you wish to impress.
Who Shouldn't drink this beer? Anyone who didn't automatically know that PBR was a type of beer.
Chris: "This is the Tom Jones of beers; people thought it was washed up, but now it is hip again."
Ok, I hadn't actually had the beer when I wrote all that. Here comes my PBR now. It tastes like beer. Thin beer.
We officially declare this beer the beer of universal friendship. A beer that can unite pretentious hipsters and mulleted hicks, at least until they get drunk and punchy over a chick.
This beer is very good for drinking huge quantities of. Never drink it from a can unless you have recently participated in an activity that makes you very, very thirsty, like ultimate frisbee, or oral sex.
Rating: 5/10
Why should you drink this beer? You have no money. There is a salubrious hipster nearby that you wish to impress.
Who Shouldn't drink this beer? Anyone who didn't automatically know that PBR was a type of beer.
Chris: "This is the Tom Jones of beers; people thought it was washed up, but now it is hip again."
Ok, I hadn't actually had the beer when I wrote all that. Here comes my PBR now. It tastes like beer. Thin beer.
We officially declare this beer the beer of universal friendship. A beer that can unite pretentious hipsters and mulleted hicks, at least until they get drunk and punchy over a chick.
This beer is very good for drinking huge quantities of. Never drink it from a can unless you have recently participated in an activity that makes you very, very thirsty, like ultimate frisbee, or oral sex.
Rating: 5/10
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