Experiments In Beer Consumption

I have, in my possesion, a case of canned Guinness, a nice light, low alcohol beer. No kidding. My weekend plans involve attending the Gandy Goose frisbee tournament. At this tournament I intend to consume nothing but the Guinness, and maybe some water if I get parched. What will happen? Maybe something good, maybe something bad! But unlike Ren and Stimpy, we will soon find out! Check back next week!